Internet Babes Save the World: The Rise of InternetChicks.com
Internet girls keep the world running, or at least, they make the internet more fun. When your wife spends all day posting on social media trying to sell her MLM diet shakes and flaunt her meatloaf, some younger, sexier women make a name for themselves through twerking videos, stripteases, masturbation shows, and even more lewd performances. I think you know exactly which internet sluts I’m talking about, and you might have already found a few favorites on your masturbation fantasy slut list. I hope you’re not planning to work today because I found some stuff you might want to stare at all day. (Or just a few minutes until you go “bang” and can start using your brain again.) InternetChicks.com tells you what they’re about right from the name. This free tube focuses on hot chicks showing off their goods on social media and social porn sites. It’s a type that only started gaining popularity about a year ago, and InternetChicks itself is a very young site. They really took off at the end of February when perverts realized what kind of obscene content they were directly offering, and their traffic shot straight into the damn stratosphere. I love free T&A, especially when my credit card is maxed out because I spent money on those whores last night. Let’s see what I can find to distract me from the hole in my wallet.
The Wonderful Collision of Morning Wood and ASMR: When Whispering Hits the Soul Through Headphones
I usually start these things by describing the visuals because that’s usually what catches my eye. Maybe it’s just because I just woke up and my morning wood is still raging, or maybe it’s because I got a new fancy set of earbuds, but the first thing I noticed was all the ASMR porn on InternetChicks’ front page. I plugged the new IEMs into my computer, shoved the business end deep into my ear canal, and picked one from a dozen ASMR scenes uploaded in the past few days. The clip I chose was a 5-minute OnlyFans video where Ginger ASMR lubricates and strokes a big dildo. Every time she poured oil, the bottle gurgled, and when she rubbed the oil on her tattoo and milked the fake Johnson, it made slippery sounds. It’s a vertical video, formatted properly, and Ginger started whispering dirty words a few minutes in. I love InternetChicks, even if they just make me cum, but this woman gave a bunch of skin tingles and warm shivers along the way.
Player Review: A Smooth Casting Tool Without Resolution Adjustment
InternetChicks.com’s video player is pretty good, with playback speed control and a casting button so you can watch on your big TV at home. There’s no resolution option, which is a shame, but the quality looks high. I’m not sure if it’s HD, but when I stretched it on my laptop screen, it didn’t pixelate. Also, no spam slipped past my ad blocker, which is always a plus. If I have one complaint, it’s that the video stopped a few times to buffer, maybe due to the obvious high, unadjustable video resolution.
Gathering Various Influencers and Kinky Fetishes: From Roleplay to Perverse JOI, All Included
Ginger ASMR’s videos encompass many reasons why InternetChicks.com is a fun and playable site. First, Ginger belongs to the truest sense of internet chicks. This girl is a big-name YouTuber who made a lot of noise in the SFW realm and earned some sweet cash on OnlyFans. It’s a familiar story; the site features some of the hottest social media celebrities online. Like these days, a fair number of traditional porn stars and celebrities also join the fun. Another thing that made the movie I just jerked off to so outstanding is its genre. If you’ve watched a lot of InternetChicks, you’ll know how these genres differ from what you find on traditional porn tubes. For a quick example, check InternetChicks.com’s homepage; the latest scenes include schoolgirl roleplay, miniskirt teasing, nude girls in clown makeup, cosplay blowjobs, kitchen bikini twerking, and a bunch of ASMR. It’s mostly solo material, but the categories are deep and often weird. The internet video format really encourages girls to experiment with oral sex, producing tons of kinky stuff like JOI and foot fetish. There’s plenty of classic porn content like vaginal sex, lesbian, and oral, but the kinkier stuff here might be better than most tubes, depending on your fetish.
The Tag System’s Flaws and Analysis of Major OnlyFans/Patreon Sources
Unfortunately, here I encountered my only issue with InternetChicks’ library. The tags aren’t that good, meaning it might be hard to find the weird stuff that excites you unless it’s listed in the video title. Finding your favorite girls is easy; they’ve listed some sources, but beyond that, you’re out of luck. The category page currently only lists a few subtypes of obscene content, most of which are their content sources. InternetChicks.com’s material comes from ManyVids, OnlyFans, Patreon, Snapchat, TikTok, and Webcam. Most of this material is shot on webcams, so if you’re wondering, the webcam section is just some stuff that looks like pre-recorded cam shows. There are also ASMR and photo categories. (I told you, weird whispering is a big feature here. Who would have guessed a few years ago, before anyone heard of ASMR and before most internet girls got famous?)
The Happy Home for Free Riders: Daily Revelry from Amouranth to Cash Me Ousside Girl
InternetChicks doesn’t upload nonstop like Pornhub, which is expected since they focus strictly on internet babes and leaks. That said, they add a lot of content almost daily. Judging by upload dates, it looks like they do batch uploads. Most of the time, you get a small number of new movies, but occasionally they skip a day. Hey, sometimes you gotta do some work for the “men” so you have time to chase your dreams and make the whole world jerk off. The past few days have definitely been good, at least judging by the recent content on the front page. There’s new material from famous internet chicks like Amouranth, Christina Khalil, and Lauren Alexis. It looks like Bad Barbie, aka Danielle Bregoli, aka Cash Me Ousside girl, is finally legal, shaking her ass and tits on OnlyFans. You can pay a few bucks to subscribe or watch for free on InternetChicks while camping on Starbucks WiFi. Damn, if you have thick pockets, go ahead and throw a stack of cash every month for all the naked twerking videos, ASMR giggle festivals, and dildo footjobs from all your favorite chicks. If you’re waiting for your next stimulus check, hoping to keep the lights on and have a few stray beans in your belly, hey, no one will judge your free porn crank. It’s made for thrifty grandpas, cheapskates, budget-conscious millennials, or anyone who happens to like internet chicks.