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How many little holes do you need to see?! I'm busting my ass writing reviews of porn sites here, hoping to satisfy your crazy desires, but your greed is endless! I know how your glue-filled brain works. So, you are a pervert who devoutly reads my reviews. Your ex-girlfriend suddenly drags you to travel to China, but actually, she wants you to catch COVID and be quarantined with her so she can win you back. You're such an idiot. You agree a lot, but your little buddy can't stay quietly in your pants. You want a Chinese escort, and you know only TPD can satisfy your filthy brain! Feast your eyes, wolf friends! Right here: 91 Escort, a site full of Chinese escorts who will drain you dry! Keep reading, you greedy fool!

Don't forget the importance of good design. I really fucking like this site's name! It proves some Chinese people have become my hardcore fans! Admire, cry, you fucking believers! If 91 Escort's name didn't have those numbers and meaningless letters, the style would be much better, but it is what it is. The logo is fucking nothing special, just the number 91 and a bunch of bright pink stupid stuff. The design isn't stunning, but since this site mainly finds escorts, simplicity is more important than aesthetics. I noticed right away that 91 Escort has no ads at all, which is rare among Chinese porn sites, almost made me hard. I'll save this erection for my next trip to China, where I can make good use of 91 Escort! Do you really think I'll travel to China? Or that I'll eat that dish made from bat dicks?! Fuck no! I'll bring my Chito, my TPD cup, and a big wad of cash to waste on finding whores. The good news is, 91 Escort offers many Chinese cities and supports all devices, making it very convenient.

How many provinces does this country have? The vast territory and huge population bring two problems: you must provide lots of filtering tools, and your database traffic will be huge. I boldly guess the number of escorts in China far exceeds that of other small countries. Also, when something essential is banned by someone or the government, some people become even more enthusiastic about it. Some Chinese beauties are told not to prostitute, but they sell happily! 91 Escort is full of such stuff. At the top of the homepage, there's a big province list, very important for finding escorts. Beijing has the most escorts, and other cities, towns, and provinces also have many. There are 917 pages, each with 21 escorts... roughly 19,000 escorts in total. Above the directory, there are sorting options like most popular, newest, top of the month, which you should use to precisely find your favorite escorts and quickly start your pleasure journey.

These sluts even brag about their hobbies and interests! Who the fuck wants to see that! It's like when you're hiring a prostitute, you have to listen to her ramble about her family while thinking about what position to fuck her in. You don't give a damn, right? But these bitches spend their whole lives investing in their inner beauty, education, and other bullshit! So this 26-year-old Beijing girl keeps showing off her broadcasting and singing talents, but honestly, phrases like 'You can kiss me, lick me. Anal is acceptable too.' confuse me. Is this slut talking dirty or preaching? My stupid machine translation opened my eyes! For example, 'Minimum charge: 400/P800/PP' or 'Service items: oral' are really nonsense! I think 91 Escort tries to write as much info about these escorts as possible, telling clients if the slut accepts kissing, blowjob, and swallowing. One thing that pisses me off is they don't have a useful photo gallery; the intro page usually has only one face shot! These sluts care about useless beauty stuff, but the only beauty I'm interested in is facial cumshot!

You must register to get contact info. That's not a big deal. It's fine that a pimp site doesn't show contact info directly to protect these sluts from harassment. You idiots must understand, they sell sex for money, not to chat with a bunch of poor bastards. If you just want a girl's phone number casually, register an account, then I suggest you go bother borderline streamers on Douyin. To register on 91 Escort, you need to enter username, email, password, captcha, etc. The process is quick and totally free. You think you can see everyone's phone right after logging in? Dream on! You need to earn points, and the worst part is, I have no fucking clue how to complete these tasks! After registering, I got 5 points; maybe sending messages, posting, changing avatar also gives some points. In short, 91 Escort is way more complicated than it looks. Using it requires effort on your profile to collect points. I'm not some Chinese slave with a one-dollar monthly Apple phone payment, working dawn to dusk for you, damn it! Dirty work is on you; I'm going to have fun with the escorts on the service list. I understand what oral cumshot might be, but what the fuck is a dragon? This is fucking crazy.

This mysterious element makes the whoring more thrilling. Just think a bit, these escorts don't accompany you clearly. Finding your favorite slut based on a few indistinguishable real or fake photos isn't easy. No matter who you plan to book, you can't be fully satisfied. Before wrapping up, I must remind you not to pay those bitches on 91 Escort in advance. Beware of scams; I don't want your money spent outside of porn! So, wolf friends, do as you please. 91 Escort might not be friendly to those who don't understand Chinese, but it's worth spending time studying. The escort database is huge, and each escort has detailed info. Use that city list well, and next time you want to fuck an Asian pussy, give these girls a call! Seize the moment! Just do it! I hope this detailed review fully feeds you greedy perverts; I've done my duty writing this!