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First Impressions So, when you open this page, you will notice that the design of Sxyprn is quite decent. I mean, it’s not as simple as I hoped, but it still gets the job done—a black background with thumbnails and title tags. There aren’t many colors here. Black, white, and orange are all you see on the page. For some reason, this also applies to movies on SexyPorn (YourPorn). Well, there are no "orange" people in porn unless Donny Trump bought Brazzers and decided to show his penis overnight, which I didn’t notice. However, ThePornDude couldn’t miss something like that. I mean, that kind of thing would break the internet. But basically, what you see on the homepage are "normal" white-on-white videos, as well as white men having sex with black girls and black men having sex with white girls. I guess that’s what the people of SexyPorn (YourPorn) like. In fact, that’s exactly what they like. These videos are found in a section on the homepage called the Porn Wall. The Porn Wall, or the Great Wall of Your Porn, as we’ll call it from now on (because our name is cooler, obviously), is packed with the 24 hottest videos on the entire site from the past few hours. Scroll down further, and you’ll find this section takes up the whole homepage, really. However, there are some sections below this column, but they take up very little space, so they’re barely noticeable. The Weaklings First, you have the Top PornStars Subs section, which shows you the most popular porn stars on the site. Unsurprisingly, Lana Rhoades is shown at the top of the list, followed by Mia Malkova. You’ll see many different well-known porn stars ranked after these two, but we really don’t need to mention them. Below this section, there are Top Subs, where you see what kind of sites the people of Sxyprn.com (YourPorn.sexy) like to watch. Damn, you guys really want to fuck your family, don’t you? Seriously, what you see on the list are sites specializing in porn movies where stepmothers and stepfathers fuck their "offspring." Someone resurrected Freud and told him the cocaine he did was fucking worth it because he got all the rights. So, at the top of the list, we find "Sister Loves Me" and "Family Tricks," followed closely by "Ass Parade" and "Bang Bus," then "New Sensations," "GirlsDoPorn," and so on. So, no categories? Although categories technically don’t exist on this site, technically, they still do. However, actual categories aren’t used here; instead, a "tag" system is used. These tags are basically the same as tags on any other porn site on the internet. So, you can see that 25,000 videos have the "anal" tag, while the "big tits" tag has as many as 27,000 videos. You should know there are 32 categories here, and for some reason, some of these categories aren’t even real categories. I mean, well, not exactly, but you get foot fetish videos occupying two tags for some reason, which is weird. Do people like feet so much that they need two tags? Well, I guess two tags represent two feet. By that logic, shouldn’t the big tits category have two tags? The Player Well, the advantage of this player is that loading a video doesn’t take too long, and it plays these videos in high definition. However, when you try to play a video, the problem quickly reveals itself because when you try to play a video, you’re very likely to encounter an ad. It’s rarely a single ad. Instead, it’s multiple ads crowded on the screen, disturbing your life. Honestly, it’s terrible. It puts pressure on your memory and messes up your lovely brain, and sometimes it’s just not worth it. Some important information about the porn movie you want to watch is listed below the named player, which would be the video’s age, its views, and of course, you can see the rating. Also, you might want to download some of these movies; obviously, since it’s free, you’ll download some of them. I should have mentioned this option earlier in the text because it’s so big. I mean, just listen. It’s free, full-length porn, in HD, coming from those studios that charge you stupid money to watch their overrated ten-minute porn. From so many angles, this is such a great thing. You have to admit that! I also want to say that these ads annoy me a lot; there are several types of ads here. So many that I want to write a whole paragraph entirely about ads. You guessed it, it’s ads—I’m not kidding! Because these ads piss me off, I’m going to dedicate a few lines specifically to these little bastards because they deserve it, I swear to God. You’ll see, when you enter SexyPorn (YourPorn), they start popping up on the homepage. And these ads aren’t ordinary low-level ads. These motherfuckers move and have a small x in the upper right corner, and if you manage to click the wrong post, not only will the ad open like three more ads, but it stays in the same place and doesn’t disappear. Even if you manage to click the X button, they still open several small ads, and only when you bombard the X button do they disappear. I just want to ignore these bastards, but you can’t because they hover over the thumbnails. Did I mention that when you hover your cursor over a thumbnail, a small preview starts playing? That’s nice, I guess. Other Sections of the Sexy Porn Site (YourPorn) So far, we’ve only talked about the homepage and hardly anything else. However, that’s where everything changes. We mentioned other sections of SexyPorn (YourPorn) (often misspelled as "YourPornSexy," "YouPorn Sexy," "You Porn Sexy," "yourporn/sexy," and "yourporn.com"), and these sections are far less interesting than the homepage and parts you probably won’t use at all. So, first, we have a tab called "Live," and if you click this tab, you get porn live streams. Not cam girls or anything like that, but usually casting videos and similar stuff. The Porn Pictures section is self-explanatory. Some of us like videos; some like pictures of naked chicks (and handsome guys). So, those of you who prefer pictures over videos should go to this section. Now, one section of this site caught my attention, and that’s the "Flash Flood" section. Of course, you want to know what’s special about this section? Well, any video you see there can be downloaded. A true porn paradise, this site, like DaftSex, is packed with tons and tons of great free videos ranging from 5 to 40 minutes. Porn with stories, even! No boring, meaningless bangs, and there’s also a bunch of girl-on-girl content. Want to watch a girl cum after a man licks her pussy for 20 minutes? They’ve got you covered, girl!