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"Are you a porn hoarder? Hey, you’re definitely not alone, because I recently had to rent a storage unit to keep those homemade porn videos that lawyers won’t let me post on PornDudeCasting. Almost every pervert hides their own private porn library, but in this day and age, there’s no need to stash a bunch of offline porn under your mattress or on hard drives. Websites like the one I’m about to review might be way better at hoarding these 'filthy' videos than the average porn collector who just has a bunch of lesbian movie folders on their desktop. While you watch along with my review at home, ask yourself: can the porn you have at home really compare to a site with millions of monthly visitors? PornHoarder.tv’s scale and scope are impressive on their own. According to the text at the top of their homepage, they 'hoard porn videos from across the web,' and you can 'watch millions of free adult videos in one place.' For a site that’s only about a year old, that’s pretty audacious. So, either they’re working hard to build this treasure trove of obscene videos, or they’re a bunch of scammers. There’s only one way to find out, so I just swallowed a handful of Viagra and lubed up my old fleshlight. Let’s see what kind of goodies these perverts have. Hoarding Porn Products and Porn Hoarders PornHoarder’s interface has a strangely clean design. Maybe it’s the white background, the simple logo, or the large search bar at the top of the page that makes it feel more like a search engine than a typical adult site. With my ad blocker on, I didn’t see any spammy ads. Scrolling down, you see rounded thumbnails showing beautiful girls having sex, giving blowjobs, and flashing their sweet smiles. Lately, I’ve seen a lot of porn sites on social media whose thumbnails feature solo girls in cosplay outfits, twerking, or whispering ASMR. PornHoarder reminds me of the porn sites from three years ago before OnlyFans (copyright) exploded and completely changed the internet porn landscape. The previews here mostly show hardcore sex scenes, with beautiful women having sex with men in traditional porn settings like mansions, clean and fancy hotel rooms, and the back seats of converted vans. Even without leaving the homepage, it’s clear they’re streaming a wide variety of porn, mostly hardcore. The latest batch of videos uploaded in the last twenty minutes includes POV blowjobs, facials, Asian porn, and hidden camera anal sex. There’s also some of the newest OnlyFans content, mostly hardcore anal insertion videos, but also some solo acts, like a girl with elf ears masturbating and a JOI (jerk-off instruction) video starring three porn stars. Just a quick browse of PornHoarder.tv’s categories page gives a more precise idea of its rich and diverse content, with images for each subcategory. They cover all mainstream genres like blondes, black, blowjob; big butts, big dicks, big boobs. Of course, there are heavier categories too, like dedicated BDSM, gangbang, masturbation, and animated porn. If you like golden showers like a former US president, there’s even a 'pee' category. Hey, I Know That Slut! You know what else I like about PornHoarder? It’s packed with famous porn stars. Recent updates include big names like Asa Akira, Kiara Lord, Angela White, and Carolina Sweets. I can even spot some girls I’ve slept with on PornDudeCasting, like Lily Lou, Violet Myers, and Misha Cross. Honestly, even the girls I don’t know and haven’t slept with are all very pretty. This site gathers a large group of well-known AV actresses, rising stars, and sexy amateurs. I refreshed the homepage and found new videos from Kyler Quinn, Indica Monroe, and my new AV goddess—a slightly quirky (18+) brunette chick who gets railed hard by a black guy in a 4-minute amateur interracial video. Oh, and Coco Lovelock, another beauty I know; I’m definitely going to watch her video later. But that four-minute amateur video stands out. Partly because it’s an amateur piece on a site mainly uploading professional works. Another reason is that most porn clips on PornHoarder are full-length—for example, Coco Lovelock’s video runs about 40 minutes. The site also has a half-hour video by Alexis Tae and a 45-minute interracial video by Kenzie Ann, both uploaded just minutes ago. In fact, most recent uploads seem to be full-length film clips. Writing a review like this is a challenge. I mean, those short clips alone are tough, but as an adult film expert, what do you do when all the videos are 20, 30, or even 60 minutes long? I just had to take a long break because they uploaded a full clip of Jewelz Blue. I only wanted to watch a striptease but got hooked on the entire video, including masturbation, blowjob, cunnilingus, and some great doggy-style shots. When Will This Porn Content Ever End? I’ve been mentioning those famous porn stars on PornHoarder.tv, and I think sharp-eyed readers have figured it out. Big-name porn stars don’t mess around on unknown porn sites, which means this collection has tons of content from well-known studios and paid sites. For example, the Jewelz Blu movie I watched comes from Nubiles. Other new videos today come from BangBros, Blacked, NetVideoGirls, TrueAnal, and Backroom Casting Couch. And since it’s 2024, the site also frequently updates OnlyFans content. The updates seem endless. While writing this, every time I refresh the homepage, I find several new scenes to jerk off to. PornHoarder adds a new video every few minutes. Even if you start watching now and have enough lube, it’s impossible to finish all the content on the site. I just refreshed PornHoarder’s homepage again and found a new 20-minute video called 'Sadie Pop Goth Girl Emergency.' The goth girl in the title is topless, and the thumbnail looks sexy, so I figured this would be a good test for jerking off. I clicked into the video page and hit play. When watching PornHoarder, you definitely need a spam blocker. I recommend always using one online, but PornHoarder’s spam is especially bad. Even with my ad blocker on, I still encountered some pop-up issues, usually having to click the play button several times. But overall, for so many full-length clips, this minor hassle is worth it. After closing pop-ups and clicking a few buttons, the video finally started. At the start, this petite, tattooed slut wears only fishnet stockings. The video is shot in first-person POV, in a real porn style, so we quickly see close-ups of blowjobs and some unexpected cunnilingus shots before the guy starts pounding her hard. She rides the man’s cock, looking very sexy, her perky breasts bouncing with her movements. Sadie Pop has several videos on PornHoarder, with links right below the first video I watched, very convenient. I shamelessly admit I fell into this hole again; this is already the fourth day I’ve been writing this review. This time I’m finally finishing it, then probably heading home for some personal stuff. There’s too much to watch, too much to do—I mean, I’m going to jerk off until I fall asleep. PornHoarder.tv does have some spam, but for such a large free adult site, that’s expected, especially considering it has so many full-length adult film samples. Considering how much money you save and how much this site will seriously affect your work productivity, it’s totally acceptable. Still, I suggest not spending too much time on it during work hours." ...Read More