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"Wanna jerk off together?" I told the judge during the trial that some website names just sound like tutorials. I blamed Facebook, but he didn't believe me. The next site's name includes "guide," which won't get you arrested for hitting someone in the nose with a porn magazine. "Wanna jerk off together" is more likely to get you caught masturbating on the bus. Wired magazine published an article last month saying that everyone on Earth now has an average of 14 free porn sites. This number is still growing, and LetsJerk.is is among them. Neil deGrasse Tyson worries these sites might develop self-awareness and pose a threat to humanity, but he lost credibility because of the nonsense from those woke folks. You bastards just wait, in about 20 years when those "dick robots" force your whole family to work deep in the "fist-fucking mine," you'll regret it. HD videos, like something from the future At the very top of the page, above the website logo, there were some astonishing words I had never seen on any porn site before: "letsjerk.is now supports mobile access, enjoy free HD porn videos." My god! They actually have HD porn! Oh my heavens! And it's free! Fuck my sister with a fake dildo! LetsJerk works on my phone too! I hope one day sites stop bragging about basic features as if they're doing you a favor. Please, HD quality is a must—I don't want to jerk off on a Nintendo Game Boy. It better be free because other sites are free. It better run on my phone because every time I tell someone I'm going to take a dump and bring my laptop, they seem to know what's up. I'm not singling out LetsJerk because they all do this. This site is just another typical example. Seriously, everything on the homepage looks like a typical adult site. A simple header bar with a search box, and below that a big block of hardcore porn videos. Let's have some Jamaican barbecue! What's on the menu? Instead of bragging about the trash content every free site has, LetsJerk might as well heavily promote their awesome video library. Actually, I think no heavy promotion is needed. These thumbnails say it all. Just five minutes ago, a new video was added: Valentina Nappi sitting on a man's lap, topless, taking off her pants, ready to go. She's one of my favorite porn stars lately, but I don't even need to flip pages to see many familiar names, faces, and pussies. In the latest videos, Adriana Chechik is riding a hard cock, and Cherie DeVille is giving a blowjob to some guy in the shower. According to the thumbnail, Adriana's movie "Shut and Fuck Me" was uploaded 1 minute ago. But that's impossible. I refreshed the page several times while writing this, and the content didn't change. However, LetsJerk seems to update about five or six times a day. For a video site, this update frequency is a bit slow, but hopefully, they make up for it with quality. I definitely didn't see the low-quality porn common on most video sites. Bastards jerking off to LetsJerk I had to watch that Valentina video. The video page was surprisingly clean. All ads were blocked by my anti-spam plugin. No pop-up ads appeared after clicking play. Instead, a 35-minute video played almost smoothly. Valentina knocked on a man's door, went in, and started undressing within 30 seconds. The man didn't know her at all, at least that's how the plot of this dramatic porn goes. Luckily, his basement was inexplicably decorated exactly like a strip club. The video player has speed control, so if you want to watch Valentina playing with her private parts in slow motion, you can adjust it. Strangely, you can't adjust video quality. The site boasts their videos are HD, but come on, that's the most basic feature. Below the video are social media share buttons, making it easy to share via Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, or email. At least from the tags, you like big butts, natural big breasts, large chests, and HD porn, so your four pathetic fans and your grandma will know. You hoarders will definitely like this download button. It gives you a quick and convenient Openload link, so you can jerk off even when offline, you damn cheapskate. Blindfolds, wooden legs, and double-headed dildos LetsJerk has resources from Bangbros, Blacked, Brazzers, Mofos, PureTaboo, and NaughtyAmerica. Each site offers plenty of anal movies, interracial gangbangs, lesbian movies, taboo one-night stands, and full-length epic gangbang films. The "Studios" section lists only a dozen companies, but the "Categories" page has more. Actually, you'll find more studios than categories because that's the site's feature. Studios like 8thStreetLatinas, HotAndMean, Twistys, and LetsTryAnal share one page with thumbnails for categories like "Asian," "MILF," "Blowjob," and "Big Boobs." The "Categories" page is actually more useful because it tells you how many videos are under each category. They have 255 amateur videos and 37 Analized videos. LetsJerk has only 5 ExxxtraSmall videos, but they have thousands of Brazzers videos. Oh no! So many links are broken! I was excited about Robin Hood's porn, covered myself in lube, and started my vagina simulator. Turns out I was the one being played. I've been sitting here limp for five minutes, lube all over the floor, and other library readers staring at me. The diesel smell is awful, but I kept clicking those broken links. Once I left LetsJerk's homepage, I plunged into a minefield of broken links. Some links required me to enable Flash to watch, but most pointed to Google Docs that were deleted due to piracy. Some even led to encrypted Google Docs requiring permission requests. Google's giant eye watches you constantly and never forgets anything. Now they know you tried to access pirated content on their servers. Great. That archive looked great at the time but seems useless now. How does this site still attract 3 million visits a month? I'm sure it's all thanks to the homepage. Visiting LetsJerk (often misspelled as "let's jerk," "letsjerk.com," and "jerk porn") homepage lets you quickly browse the latest content from major studios. Their library looks rich but is obviously broken, yet the latest and greatest content is abundant on LetsJerk.is. ...Read More