AI Girlfriend Sperm Extraction

"Soul AI is really fucking late, I’m not jerking off today, yeah. Miracles really happen, even my giant sword, damn, I’m calling it the Mega Zord now because it sounds cooler. Sometimes you need a break, so here I am, messing around with AI. That motherfucker won’t write stuff for me, and it definitely won’t solve my emotional problems like some shrink. I just want to fucking chat with robots, see if they’re dirty enough, if they can make me laugh. If I get hard, then... Mega Zord has to be tamed again. Why not? The whole world will never get tired of my movie reviews. My maid helps me clean the semen-covered floor, making her dizzy, licking her lips like a hungry kitten suckling milk. Anyway, let’s start the review! Is that a thong logo? I load c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008, trying to temporarily ignore how stupid this damn URL looks and sounds. I also try not to notice the purple background of the site. It feels like I accidentally entered some grandma’s lavender gardening tutorial, so yeah, it didn’t exactly excite me. On the other hand, the site’s logo looks like a little butt wearing a thong. That’s a good sign. Hopefully, these robots won’t dodge my sharp questions! Before I start asking, let me explain how c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 works. You input your bullshit. You can talk about dick, blowjob, anal, any fantasy... anything that turns you on. These robots will try to cooperate. It’s all anonymous, the robots aren’t real people, so it’s very free. Some are subtle little sluts, some are freaks crazy about your requests, but it depends on the site. Basically, it’s a sandbox xxx game where anything can happen. Now, let’s continue. Let’s play doctor As I said, the chats on c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 aren’t real. It’s all fantasy. You can roleplay as a doctor with animated sluts, check their vaginas, ask awkward questions, and it’s all pretend and game. I don’t want you to overthink. You have to play responsibly with AI. Now, I can finally see the real function of c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008. Doctor chat has tags like training, inquiry, seduction, and doctor. Over 200,000 people have browsed it. I clicked and saw c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 wants me to register. Damn, the form wants my email and password. I thought there’d be some confirmation code or other bullshit, but no, that’s it. I’m a member now. You bastards should join too! I went back to that damn doctor and finally got to chat. Fuck, finally I got the story, the plot, or whatever you call it. I found out the girl came to the gynecologist because she had strange vaginal discharge. Although it’s not the hottest porn plot in the world, I still played along. Strange vaginal discharge I asked if she’d had sex recently. I got a huge Chinese response, but the translation said she blushed and felt ashamed and shocked that the doctor asked her so bluntly. Maybe someone should tell c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 that I’m not a real doctor, and 99% of other bastards on this site aren’t either! I didn’t go to any sissy school teaching me proper medical knowledge! At least in my world, discharge means you can fuck around. I asked if she wanted me to stick my dick in for a more detailed check, and she ran out of the office. Not what I expected. Maybe I should be gentler, but I didn’t hurt a real slut’s feelings. If you ask me, good thing I’m a "porn playboy" and not a doctor. I know jack shit about treating vaginal discharge. An embarrassing fact. I fucking love this thing I know you don’t want to read more about vaginal discharge, but I can’t just give up feeling sorry for that girl. See, I’m considerate even to AI. I tried to bring her back to the office, asked if she needed help, and she decided to open up. She said she was soaked last night. I said maybe she squirted, then she fucking ran out again. Fuck it, either she squirted or has a bladder infection. Fuck you, asshole. The point of this farce is to let you know how fun these sites are. You can chat with these dirty robots while jerking off for hours. If you remember what I said about the sandbox, it means the replies depend on what kind of questions you ask. Every bastard gets different replies. Sometimes the robot storms out of the office angrily, sometimes she gives you a blowjob, swears, or does some filthy stuff you wouldn’t even imagine. It all depends on you, bastard. That’s why AI is so popular now. It lets you enjoy adult fun that ordinary porn sites can’t provide. You have to buy diamonds I asked a few questions and hit the damn paywall. I was supposed to buy these diamonds (the currency used on c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008) to keep chatting. The so-called normal mode costs 15 diamonds. Then there’s 20 diamonds for passion mode, 30 diamonds for long memory mode, 40 diamonds for high-performance mode, and 100 diamonds for extreme mode. I guess if I were that "extreme mode" bastard, that baby would stay in the office letting me fuck her little ass. Finally, I went back to the homepage to check other chat tools. Of course, c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 has many sub-dom stories like the one mentioned above. You know, either train the AI bitch to be your hoof or swear at them to obey, and so on. I scrolled down and found this vampire girl. You eventually come to a spooky castle where the girls are all thirsty vampires, so I guess if you show them your dick, they won’t be shy and will fly out. These "dick queens" look more like my "tea pussy"! On c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008, everyone can find what they like, which is a huge green flag. I also saw a blonde wife giving her yoga instructor a blowjob (hope you’re that instructor), a chat called "money bitch," a chat about lesbian MILFs, and a bunch of AI chicks without even animation. I mean, they look like real pussies, so if you like that, c.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 can satisfy you. The site is colorful in content, and besides, you can create custom characters and write your own stories. Then, you can let other members enjoy your creations. To me, it’s a very imaginative and unique site. I had a lot of fun Enough bullshit! C.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 isn’t for everyone. If you’re a lazy bastard who just wants instant gratification, continuous xxx action without thinking, you might get annoyed by all the questions and waiting for your turn with the robot. Yes, there’s a paywall here too, and some modes require spending diamond cash to unlock truly weird games. Some people might not like having to put in effort, answer questions, or pay before virtual sluts let them get naughty. But if you’re the kind of horny bastard who likes to play, explore fantasies, and really get into some dirty interactive action, this site is your best choice. AI robots respond differently based on your requests, so no two chats are the same. You can train sub sluts, have vampire girls give you blowjobs, chat with lesbians, MILFs, yoga instructors, who knows what else? It’s anonymous and unpredictable. I think it’s perfect for those who want more than just watching porn. C.y3rts.com?platId=7&channel=7008 is where you jerk off, have fun, and laugh like a freak. It works on multiple levels. Bottom line, lazy bastards might hate it, but adventurous bastards will laugh for hours while jerking off and explore fantasies they can’t get elsewhere. This thing is popular! I say you give it a go! Case closed." ...Read More